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Stations of the Cross Drinking Game – Single Shot Version

New for this year! The single shot version! It’s still 14 shots, so if anyone were to make it all the way through it’d be a miracle!

Just in time for Good Friday, the Stations of the Cross Drinking Game!

1. Jesus is Condemned to Die

Take a shot of Death Sentence:
1/3 oz Jim Beam bourbon whiskey
1/3 oz Jagermeister herbal liqueur
1/3 oz Bundaberg dark rum


2. Jesus is Made to Bear His Cross

Take a shot of Crown Royal Canadian whisky.


3. Jesus Falls the First Time

Take a shot of Falling Star:
3/4 oz white sambuca
fill with Jack Daniel’s Tennessee whiskey

4. Jesus Meets His Mother

Take a shot of Mother’s Milk:
1 oz Goldschlager cinnamon schnapps
1 oz butterscotch schnapps
1 oz milk
(shake over ice)

5. Simon Helps Jesus Carry His Cross

Take a shot of Black Cherrymeister:
1 oz Fresca Black Cherry soda
1 oz Jagermeister herbal liqueur

6. Veronica Wipes Jesus’ Face

Take a shot of Red Headed Slut:
1 oz peach schnapps
1 oz Jagermeister herbal liqueur
cranberry juice

7. Jesus Falls the Second Time

Take a shot of Falling Star

8. Jesus Meets the Women of Jerusalem

Take a shot of A Piece of Ass:
1 shot amaretto almond liqueur
1 shot Southern Comfort peach liqueur
fill with sweet and sour mix

9. Jesus Falls the Third Time

Take a shot of Falling Star

10. Jesus is Stripped

Take a shot of Naked on the Bathroom Floor:
1/2 oz tequila
1/2 oz Rumple Minze peppermint liqueur
1/2 oz Jagermeister herbal liqueur
1/2 oz Wild Turkey bourbon whiskey
1/2 oz Goldschlager cinnamon schnapps
1/2 oz DeKuyper Hot Damn cinnamon schnapps

Then take off all your clothes.

11. Jesus is Nailed to the Cross

Take a shot of Jesus Jackhammer:
1 oz Everclear alcohol
1 oz Bacardi 151 rum
1 oz Absolut vanilla vodka

12. Jesus Dies on the Cross

Take a Kamikaze shot:
1/2 oz Bacardi 151 rum
1/2 oz Goldschlager cinnamon schnapps
1/2 oz Jagermeister herbal liqueur

13. Jesus is Taken Down from the Cross

Take Body Shots:
1 oz vodka
1 package sugar
1 lemon wedge

Done with a partner: lick their neck to moisten. Pour packet of sugar onto their neck. Place wedge of lemon in their mouth with the skin pointed inward. You first lick the sugar from their neck, then shoot the vodka, then suck the lemon from their mouth.

14. Jesus is Laid in the Tomb

Take a shot of Lay Down and Shut Up
1/2 oz Jagermeister herbal liqueur
1/2 oz DeKuyper Hot Damn cinnamon schnapps
1/2 oz Kahlua coffee liqueur
1 splash cream

Shot recipes from DrinksMixer.com

Some things about going out I’m tired of

Some things about going out I’m tired of

  1. Drunk lesbians.
  2. Not being able to drink, so as to be able to drive home.
  3. 4/4 time
  4. Old-ass music
  5. People who take too long at the bar & hold up the line
  6. Skinny boys with their shirts off.

What I Learned On My Vacation

  1. How to play Wii on a 42″ television.
  2. How to get to Zac’s place.
  3. How to get the Meijer in Indianapolis.
  4. How GAY Louisville and Indianapolis really are.
  5. What the Stealth Bomber looks like.
  6. How Bourbon is made.
  7. How much people really love me.
  8. Most importantly…

  9. How to dance like no one’s watching.

Internet!

I finally have the Internets on a regular basis again! So it’s time to fire up the blog again… hopefully much more often than I’ve been posting lately, that is if I can continue to find compelling things to say.

I’m sure no one reads this anymore anyway. So what the hell…

Oh! Here’s a better late than never drinking game I wanted to post the other night. If you happened to Tivo the speech, you can replay it for Friday night!

I am proud to present…

Ted Kennedy’s State of the Union Address Drinking Game

Follow the directions whenever Our Leader utters the following words or phrases.

  • America take a shot.
  • Americans take a shot
  • Enemy take a shot
  • Iraq take a shot
  • Terrorist(s)/Terrorism take two shots
  • Al Qaeda take a shot
  • Health or Healthcare drink some water (you know, for your health)
  • Insurance take four shots, because you know that’ll never happen.
  • Medicare take a shot, preferably of an aged whiskey.
  • Troop Surge chug for 5 seconds.
  • Foreign Oil/Oil/etcTake two shots.
  • War on Terror just go ahead and finish up whatever you’ve got a bottle of…
  • Bonus Points: Chug during every standing ovation.

That’s all. I realize it would’ve been better to post this Tuesday night, but what the hell.

All These Things That I’ve Done

So Metro had their grand opening last night.

Apparently I did some stupid shit, and I don’t even remember. That’s so not a good thing! But I guess I’m glad to not remember. Weeeeeeee

Life’s fun.

See Jon Dance!

Partied last night. Jon danced.

Who’s afraid…

I’d like another nipper of brandy, please


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