
“It’ll take two-thirds of both Houses and three-fourths of the States to approve an amendment saying that two straight parents are better than one straight parent which is still greater than two gay parents which is equal to a guy screwing a turtle.”
John Stewart, again calling it as he sees it:

I am so happy to see this because i don’t get to watch the show often enough. I wish I could understand the issue as a straight person so I could see their side of it but all I see is fear and the need to control.