Monthly Archive for December, 2006

The Man Who Pardoned Nixon is Dead.


PROCLAMATION 4311
GRANTING PARDON TO RICHARD NIXON


BY THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
A PROCLAMATION

Richard Nixon became the thirty-seventh President of the United States on January 20, 1969 and was reelected in 1972 for a second term by the electors of forty-nine of the fifty states. His term in office continued until his resignation on August 9, 1974.
Pursuant to resolutions of the House of Representatives, its Committee on the Judiciary conducted an inquiry and investigation on the impeachment of the President extending over more than eight months. The hearings of the Committee and its deliberations, which received wide national publicity over television, radio, and in printed media, resulted in votes adverse to Richard Nixon on recommended Articles of Impeachment.

As a result of certain acts or omissions occurring before his resignation from the Office of President, Richard Nixon has become liable to possible indictment and trial for offenses against the United States. Whether or not he shall be so prosecuted depends on findings of the appropriate grand jury and on the discretion of the authorized prosecutor. Should an indictment ensue, the accused shall then be entitled to a fair trial by an impartial jury, as guaranteed to every individual by the Constitution.

It is believed that a trial of Richard Nixon, if it became necessary, could not fairly begin until a year or more has elapsed. In the meantime, the tranquility to which this nation has been restored by the events of recent weeks could be irreparably lost by the prospects of bringing to trial a former President of the United States. The prospects of such trial will cause prolonged and divisive debate over the propriety of exposing to further punishment and degradation a man who has already paid the unprecedented penalty of relinquishing the highest elective office of the United States.

NOW, THEREFORE, I, Gerald R. Ford, President of the United States, pursuant to the pardon power conferred upon me by Article II, Section 2, of the Constitution, have granted and by these presents do grant a full, free, and absolute pardon unto Richard Nixon for all offenses against the United States which he, Richard Nixon, has committed or may have committed or taken part in during the period from January 20, 1969 through August 9, 1974.

IN WITNESS WHEREOF, I have hereunto set my hand this eighth day of September, in the year of our Lord nineteen hundred and seventy-four, and of the Independence of the United States of America the one hundred and ninety-ninth.

(at least he wasn’t eaten by wolves or chopped into little bits by the propeller of a commuter plane.)

Christmas Post

from the audio-visual department

you can also watch the entire special here!

Will it blend?

Will it blend?

Check out Blendtech on Youtube. Not only do they make the best blenders in the world, they also have awesome videos of shit being blended, like an iPod, Christmas Dinner, and even hockey pucks.

Fun wiith the Wii

As most people probably already know the Wii has a feature (called the Mii Channel) that lets users create their own avatars for the system. The avatars (called a “Mii”) then mingle with each other on the channel and can visit other Wiis all over the world. They also show up in certain games played on the console. Joe’s only got one game that uses the Miis, Wii Sports. Anyhow, everyone’s going nuts about making look-alike Miis for famous people, so Joe and I joined in.


The first Mii I made was a Hitler Mii, because every game needs to have a villain. And it’s just kind of funny to see a grinning Hitler step up to bat in Wii Sports Baseball or have him on your team in Wii Sports Tennis.

Then I got to thinking that Hitler really needed some other notable person from that era to play on his Tennis team: the other Nazi evildoers seemed to obscure for anyone at Joe’s house to recognize. I needed a name with recognition from that era, but also someone with a playful spirit who could work well on a Wii Sports Tennis team with the Führer.


Anne Frank seemed like the perfect irreverent choice.

FU Charter + more

Tired of paying $45 a month for internet access?

I was… so I cancelled it, in anticipation of moving soon anyhow. There’s like 20 places I can go and get free WiFi… so screw Charter.

Anyway, I won’t be going out every night to grab internet, and I never quite figured out how to email post with Wordpress (something I’ll have to figure out soon) so my posting might become even more erratic. Sorry. Please keep checking in from time to time.

Right now I’m at Joe’s playing with his Wii.

Give me a state-of-the-art system and I play Legend of Zelda from 1987 for hours and hours…

Also, in general, I’m sorting things out. I’ve found the lack of internet (and cable TV for that matter) to aid in that. I’m looking at moving soon, since I don’t want to pay so much for my apartment, etc. We’ll see how that all pans out…