If I were straight and in high school and wanted impress a girl
So… Jon actually already has a boyfriend that he doesn’t like but he’s too much of a pussy to break up.
Gah!
And his BF just found out that we’ve been hanging out and is going psycho.
And it’s nothing but funny to me. I’m not sure if I want to even get into something with Jon. But I’m sitting here laughing to myself as Roy quizzes me over AIM about when I met Jon and what we’ve been doing.
I’d like to tell him it’s none of his business except… it’s his boyfriend… haha
Spotted on OkCupid.
Ok so when it’s Thursday and you still haven’t heard from him after tonight; even if he’s the most beautiful, intriguing person you’ve ever met, just remember the one single thing that’s kept you up so late…
He snores so goddam loud…
Courtesy of Post Secret.
Excuse me doctor, I need some vicodin because my stupid hurts…
Why does the deodorant always run out on 1 armpit? How come there’s never enough left for both??
Well today was a rare day when I had a migraine. I’ve been getting just really bad headaches with the change of the weather, but today was a “throw up for 2 hours then lay in bed” migraine that I haven’t had in awhile. Not fun! I didn’t have a triptain on hand, so I had to make due with excedrin (which I promptly threw up) so I ended up calling in to work and not doing much today.
Which has left me lonely. So I’m gonna make fun of my loneliness:
I’ve come to realize over the past few years how easily I get wrapped up in men… I’m not the type who’ll go on a date and then be picking out china patterns or planning the wedding the next day, but I really do start falling fast and hard. I wonder how many other people do so and if it’s just unique to me. The bummer part is that it’s not always reciprocated, or it’s not as fast for the other person. Carson once pointed out that I am was the kind of person who fell in love at the “drop of a hat.” But my crush on Brandon has given me the new approach of keeping someone at arms length, especially since he was in a relationship and just got out of it recently, I’ve been keeping my distance waiting to feel out when the time is right.
But last night might’ve changed everything. I went on a date with a different guy, ended up kissing a lot, and spent the night. Since I’m a good boy, we didn’t do anything other than cuddle all night, which I prefer anyway. So I’m not a total tart people, it just happened to happen that way. It’s hard for someone like me who’s not in perfect twinkie boi shape to find people who are both comfortable with me and that I am comfortable with. Last night was a nice exception.
But it’s amazing to me how one kiss can change everything, change your mind, change your course.
And this time, I’m sure this thing isn’t going to ruin my summer like what happened with Adam—the Adam roller coaster really gave me some depressed and lonely days last summer and I’m almost certain that’s not going to happen this time. So there’s a plus as well.
I’ve had some amazing kisses this year. Changing everything…
Just in time for Good Friday, the Stations of the Cross Drinking Game!
(Keep in mind that a single shot is 1.5 ounces, and a lot of these recipes yield more than a single shot. Also that there’s a total of 30 shots here. If you die, it’s not my fault.)
1. Jesus is Condemned to Die
Take 2 shots of Death Sentence:
1/3 oz Jim Beam® bourbon whiskey
1/3 oz Jagermeister® herbal liqueur
1/3 oz Bundaberg® dark rum
2. Jesus is Made to Bear His Cross
Take a shot of Crown Royal® Canadian whisky.
3. Jesus Falls the First Time
Take a shot of Falling Star:
3/4 oz white sambuca
fill with Jack Daniel’s® Tennessee whiskey
4. Jesus Meets His Mother
Take a shot of Mother’s Milk:
1 oz Goldschlager® cinnamon schnapps
1 oz butterscotch schnapps
1 oz milk
(shake over ice)
5. Simon Helps Jesus Carry His Cross
Take 2 shots of Black Cherrymeister:
1 oz Fresca® Black Cherry soda
1 oz Jagermeister® herbal liqueur
6. Veronica Wipes Jesus’ Face
Take 3 shots of Red Headed Slut:
1 oz peach schnapps
1 oz Jagermeister® herbal liqueur
cranberry juice
7. Jesus Falls the Second Time
Take 2 shots of Falling Star
8. Jesus Meets the Women of Jerusalem
Take 2 shots of A Piece of Ass:
1 shot amaretto almond liqueur
1 shot Southern Comfort® peach liqueur
fill with sweet and sour mix
9. Jesus Falls the Third Time
Take 3 shots of Falling Star
10. Jesus is Stripped
Take 4 shots of Naked on the Bathroom Floor:
1/2 oz tequila
1/2 oz Rumple Minze® peppermint liqueur
1/2 oz Jagermeister® herbal liqueur
1/2 oz Wild Turkey® bourbon whiskey
1/2 oz Goldschlager® cinnamon schnapps
1/2 oz DeKuyper® Hot Damn cinnamon schnapps
Then take off all your clothes.
11. Jesus is Nailed to the Cross
Take 2 shots of Jesus Jackhammer:
1 oz Everclear® alcohol
1 oz Bacardi® 151 rum
1 oz Absolut® vanilla vodka
12. Jesus Dies on the Cross
Take 3 Kamikaze shots:
1/2 oz Bacardi® 151 rum
1/2 oz Goldschlager® cinnamon schnapps
1/2 oz Jagermeister® herbal liqueur
13. Jesus is Taken Down from the Cross
Take Body Shots:
1 oz vodka
1 package sugar
1 lemon wedge
Done with a partner: lick their neck to moisten. Pour packet of sugar onto their neck. Place wedge of lemon in their mouth with the skin pointed inward. You first lick the sugar from their neck, then shoot the vodka, then suck the lemon from their mouth.
14. Jesus is Laid in the Tomb
Take 3 shots of Lay Down and Shut Up
1/2 oz Jagermeister® herbal liqueur
1/2 oz DeKuyper® Hot Damn cinnamon schnapps
1/2 oz Kahlua® coffee liqueur
1 splash cream
Shot recipes from DrinksMixer.com
also check out the passion of the peeps
“We cannot have a single centrifuge spinning in Iran.” I’ve always figured it was a matter of when, not if, we were going to invade Iran.
Especially since it would give us Afghanistan, Iraq, and Iran in a row. And if you have three in a row, you can build hotels.
Link to New Yorker article.
©2005 Sleeping Pill Music (ASCAP)
Hiding somewhere back inside myself
Right now I can’t be there for anyone else
Torrential rains have soaked my will to choose
It seems I always seem to lose things
I hear these words you say
But I can’t change
I’m feeling such pain
I will be whole again
I don’t know when
But I’ll be here then
You always told the truth when I needed you to
So now will you tell me what to do
I can’t get out of this familiar place
There’s so much I can’t erase
I hear these words you say
But I can’t change
I’m feeling such pain
I will be whole again
I don’t know when
But I’ll be here then
Let me fall myself
I can’t fix this with your help
I hear these words you say
But I can’t change
I’m feeling such pain
I will be whole again
I don’t know when
But I’ll be here then
I’ll be here then
Well… at work we’re having a weight loss contest, since we’ve all decided we’re too fat.
I’ve decided to go with the South Beach Diet. It’s been interesting, in the least. I still can’t believe the things I’m supposed to eat. And I really want a cookie. Haha. We’ll see how it goes, and if I’m the biggest loser. Wish me luck!
gay•dar |ˈgÄËŒdär|
noun informal humorous
the putative ability of homosexuals to recognize one another intuitively or
by means of very slight indications.
• the similar ability of heterosexuals to discern the homosexuality of others.
ORIGIN 1990s: portmanteau of gay and radar.
I applied for a position at Duane Reade today.
If you add all the recipes from today together, they make a lovely meal.
