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    ſpelling counts

    did you know that the original declaration of independence has a misspelling in it? the handwritten copy by clerk Timothy Matlack (the one signed by the continental congress & preserved by the national archives) included the sentence ” Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our Brittish brethren”— a clear misspelling of “British” which occurs elsewhere in the text. so the next time you spell something silly wrong, think of our founding document & don’t feel too bad.

    brittish brethren

    The original text, as written: [wikisource]

    In CONGRESS, July 4, 1776
    The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America,
    When in the Course of human events, it becomes neceſsary for one people to diſsolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to aſsume among the powers of the earth, the ſeparate and equal ſtation to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they ſhould declare the cauſes which impel them to the separation. __________ We hold these truths to be ſelf-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happineſs.__ That to ſecure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, _ That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happineſs. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established ſhould not be changed for light and transient cauſes; and accordingly all experience hath ſhewn, that mankind are more disposed to ſuffer, while evils are ſufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and uſurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future ſecurity. __ Such has been the patient ſufferance of these Colonies; and ſuch is now the neceſsity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and uſurpations, all having in direct object the eſtablishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be ſubmitted to a candid world. ________ He has refused his Aſsent to Laws, the most wholesome and neceſsary for the public good. ______ He has forbidden his Governors to paſs Laws of immediate and preſsing importance, unleſs ſuspended in their operation till his Aſsent should be obtained; and when so ſuspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.______ He has refused to paſs other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unleſs those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right ineſtimable to them and formidable to tyrants only. ____ He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his meaſures. _____ He has diſsolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmneſs his invaſions on the rights of the people. ____ He has refused for a long time, after such diſsolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within. ____ He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to paſs others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands. _____ He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Aſsent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers. _____ He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries. ___ He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither ſwarms of Officers to harraſs our people, and eat out their ſubstance.___ He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures. ___ He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to Civil power. ___ He has combined with others to ſubject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Aſsent to their Acts of pretended Legislation: _ For quartering large bodies of armed troops among us: _ For protecting them, by mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States: _ For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world: _ For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent: _ For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury: _ For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offenses: __ For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit inſtrument for introducing the same absolute rule in these Colonies: ___ For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments: _ For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever. _ He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us. ____ He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the Lives of our people. ___ He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy ſcarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation. ___ He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands. ___ He has excited domestic inſurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the mercileſs Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is undistinguished destruction of all ages, ſexes and conditions. In every ſtage of these Oppreſsions We have Petitioned for Redreſs in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people. Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our Brittish brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and ſettlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these uſurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of, consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the neceſsity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends. ____
    We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congreſs, Aſsembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by authority of the good People of these Colonies, ſolemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally diſsolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. ____ And for the ſupport of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our ſacred Honor.

    upgrades

    finally upgraded wordpress to 2.8, figured out what was triggering a google malware alert (but still not sure how it got there) and added some twitter/facebook stuff to this site, especially since it seems like I use twitter & facebook a lot more often than I do this blog. Still has its uses, of course, but I wanted to get the twitter & facebook functionality on here.

    mystery solved

    If you’ve ever had a can of coke you may wonder why there’s an outline of the Great State of West Virginia engraved on the top of most aluminum can lids.


    Here’s why:

    Soft Drink Excise Taxes
    Currently only West Virginia levies an excise tax on soft drinks and requires that soft drink packaging visibly indicate that the tax has been paid by the distributor. West Virginia law requires that an outline of the state be inscribed in a 1/4 inch circle on the can end. The State of West Virginia now allows soft drink distributors who are bonded in the state to ink-jet the tax information on the bottoms of cans. The product is in compliance if “WV1″ is ink-jetted on the bottom regardless of the inscribed outline of the state.”

    [mystery solved!]

    facebook is funny

    I like this guy’s attitude.

    at least someone has a job

    the best gifts for paul

    Saturday’s the big Three-Oh. Here’s a buying guide if you’re interested in getting me a gift or two, in order of cost of course…


    1. 2009 Dodge Challenger 3.5-Liter High-Output 24-Valve V6 MPI Engine 5-Speed Automatic Transmission

    2. Apple iPhone

    3. Orion StarBlast 4.5 Astro Reflector Telescope

    4. Green iPod nano 16GB

    5. Battlestar Galactica Season 3

    6. Fullmetal Alchemist Season 2 Part 2 (yeah, I’m asking for cartoons for my 30th birthday…)

    7. Milk Widescreen DVD

    8. Almond M&Ms in bulk.

    bad today

    Today was kinda crappy. Ki left town, so no more of that. But my car is paid off.

    If you think you had a bad day, check out this guy.

    Daghlian was violating “official” safety regulations by working on it late at night in the lab. Since the assembly was nearly in the critical state, the accidental addition of the last brick caused the reaction to go immediately into the prompt critical region of supercritical behavior.

    The radiation event that accompanied prompt criticality was accompanied by a blue glow of ionization. Daghlian panicked immediately after dropping the brick and attempted to knock off the brick without success; he was forced to partially disassemble the tungsten-carbide pile to halt the reaction. Daghlian was irradiated with 510 rems (5.1 Sv) of neutron radiation and died twenty-one days later, from acute radiation sickness. He was 24-years old.

    also

    Also, I think there will be a general update to this site soon… as well as a TON of photos (like 2 jiggabytes) that I need to update to flickr. I’ve been pretty lax with my blogging lately, but honestly not much is going on. All I do it seems is work and lament my loneliness and pennilessness and that kinda drags me down. But with GM entering government-sponsored bankruptcy protection I don’t feel so bad about the paltry sum I have in the red. I’ll be in the black soon enough.

    Also, I eat too much fucking chocolate, but it makes me happy. I shouldn’t have a pint of chocolate milk and a king-sized snickers with almond, like ever. Life’s too short I guess, but still. I need to lose another 20 pounds this year, somehow, and the snickers bars aren’t helping. But fuck me if they’re not delicious!
    Also, that 93 gram package of peanut m&ms I like to eat is probably a no-no as well.

    Here’s a long, drawn-out sigh for all the things I shouldn’t eat if I wanna be skinny…

    ipower…

    I’m getting kinda pissed about ipower & their lax security…

    Does anyone have any suggestions on how someone can make their website rock-solid secure? This is privately hosted but somehow it still gets fucked with from time to time. Of course I can’t afford my own private server, so that’s out of the picture, but regardless the holes in this thing are bothersome.

    talking equality

    So we lost the CA Supreme Court fight. Boo hoo. We’ll win the war.
    The next step in our battle will be to talk to EVERYONE we know about marriage equality. This video is my first stab at developing a set of answers to our opponents’ objections. I hope it can help prepare people and give them confidence for those one-to-one conversations that will win us equality.

    via [waking up]

    oh snap!

    from the “I Hope You Die In A Fire” department:

    you know, you keep hanging out with trash-people are gonna start thinking you're trash too

    STS-125


    What a great launch! Every STS launch is spectacular, but this one is historic. It’s the last mission to the Hubble Space Telescope, as well as the last time there will be two shuttles ready at once.

    Here’s a look at what’s for breakfast:


    What’s For Breakfast on STS-125
    Meals are color-coded by crew member.
    Meal “A” for Tuesday 12 May 2009
    Scooter Altman
    Commander
    Bran Chex (R)
    Breakfast Roll (FF)
    Sausage Patty (R)
    Dried Peaches (IM)
    Kona Coffee w/ Cream (B)
    Greg Johnson
    Pilot
    Blueberry-Raspberry Yogurt (T)
    Zone Perfect Bar Choc. Caramel Cluster (NF)
    Cherry Drink w/ A/S (B)
    Vanilla Breakfast Drink (B)
    Kona Coffee w/ Cream & A/S (B) x2
    Metamucil Wafers Cinnamon (NF)
    Mike Good
    Mission Specialist-1
    Multigrain Cheerios (R)
    Nut & Fruit Granola Bar (NF)
    Applesauce (T)
    Cocoa (B)
    Kona Coffee w/ Cream (B)
    Megan McArthur
    Mission Specialist-2
    Multigrain Cheerios (R)
    Blueberry-Raspberry Yogurt (T)
    Clif Builder Bar Chocolate Mint (NF)
    Macadamia Nuts (NF)
    Peach-Apricot Drink (B)
    Orange Drink (B)
    Cocoa (B)
    John Grunsfeld
    Mission Specialist-3
    Dried Apricots (IM)
    Cheerios (plain) (FF) x2
    Clif Builder Bar Peanut Butter (NF)
    Dried Strawberries (FF)
    Orange Drink w/ A/S (B)
    Lemonade w/ A/S (B)
    Green Tea (B)
    Mike Massimino
    Mission Specialist-4
    Dried Pears (IM)
    Clif Builder Bar Peanut Butter (NF)
    Grits w/ Butter (R)
    Granola w/ Blueberries (R)
    Grapefruit Drink (B)
    Cocoa (B)
    Coffee w/ Cream (B)
    Drew Feustel
    Mission Specialist-5
    Bran Chex (R)
    Blueberry-Raspberry Yogurt (T)
    Yogurt Covered Granola Bar (NF)
    Milky Way (FF)
    Clif Builder Bar Peanut Butter (NF)
    Cocoa (B)
    Orange Drink (B)
    (B) – Beverage
    (FF) – Fresh Food
    (I) – Irradiated
    (IM) – Intermediate Moisture
    (NF) – Natural Form
    (R) – Rehydratable
    (T) – Thermostabilized

    by wednesday

    By Wednesday I should know about this new job thing. If I get it or take it, for that matter–I’m not even sure if he’ll make me an offer I can afford to take in terms of pay–it’ll be a great new chapter in my life. I hope. It will just be nice to have a change from my daily work setting for the past 13 years. There are already two people I know who work there, so that helps as well. So hopefully there are some new opportunities and some needed change on the way.

    I do feel sad leaving the people I work with now, it’s not that my current job is terrible or I don’t like it or anything, it has more to do with the changed I’ve seen Meijer go through in the past few years. Their most recent policy treats everyone like kindergartners and just insults both my nature and my common sense. I feel most disappointing about leaving because of my boss, because it’s not specifically about him, it about our store director and broader policy decisions that have been made above his head. He has no control over those things, so I don’t fault him for it. I’m just feeling like it’s time to leave.

    Drop the deuce and leave, as Brad says.

    I say, turn a new page & tear the old one out.

    the google killer (?)

    Dear Google,
    You’re in trouble.

    I wonder though about the overall value of this, I mean I want to know plenty of answers but I also use google to find website about things. “And much work remains in expanding Wolfram Alpha’s data sources, which span the sciences but include only the most perfunctory details of popular culture. If you try to calculate something that isn’t in the site’s database, you’re out of luck.”

    Medicine

    I really like a lot of the stuff on Current. Thanks, Al Gore.

    the windup and the pitch

    I just had a job interview that was less about me selling myself and more about him selling his business to me, like he was trying to convince me that I needed to go work for him. What a pleasant experience–to be in demand!

    I’m cautiously optimistic. It will be exceptionally nice to be in a community practice setting instead of a grocery store.

    Also, I want a Domino’s bread bowl pasta. I wonder if I can figure out how to make it on my own.

    hmmm

    I have an interview tomorrow. I haven’t been to a real live job interview in years and years. I hope I do okay.

    I feel like I’m coming down with something, tho. I just hope it’s not swine flu. Hahahaha

    happy hubble day

    The Hubble Space Telescope as seen from Space Shuttle Columbia during Servicing Mission 3B (STS-109)

    Nineteen years ago (tomorrow) the Hubble Space Telescope was launched aboard Discovery on STS-31. The Hubble, as you should know, was a milestone for astronomy, and it’s still bringing us spectacular images from outer space today.

    See some of these amazing images here.

    It’s interesting to still see stuff like this on the internet
    dumb

    It brings me back to these days:
    Netscape now!

    But those days are done. Most modern browsers (even IE 6+) have a fairly decent support for CSS. So as long as you’re not using the <BLINK> tag (please don’t) there’s no reason why your site should be “best viewed” in a certain browser. This one even looks good in Opera Mini on my phone. So…

    Best viewed with your eyes.

    lol ^_^

    rofl u cant see imajiz

    best ’see also’ ever